Female Glamour Photography

Female glamour photography has changed over the years and now may involve nudity, partial-nudity or scantily-clad women. The true test of a professional in female glamour photography, however is to bring out the best of a woman wearing a burkha.

In fact, in every art school's female glamour photography class there should be a whole chapter devoted to glamour burkha photography as well. In fact, every female attending this class should be forced to wear a burkha while photographing the models who are also wearing burkhas. But, I digress.

Female glamour photography, unlike other types, accentuates the subject rather than the clothing, fashion or products endorsed. In other words, all eyes are on the model and not her Calvins (or burkha). In female glamour photography bringing out the best in every woman is the key to successful portraiture. Since you're a photographer and not a psychotherapist, priest or life coach, this goal is unrealistic and unattainable.

All you can do is to bring out the model's superficial best. Remember, it was once said by Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live, "It is better to look good, than to feel good. And, you look ma-ve-lus!" This is the kind of photographer you are aspiring to be.

Female glamour photography may involve lingerie, centerfold, figure, beach or boudoir photos to name a few. Don't get involved in any of these pursuits as this is the playground of the devil. In fact, ice cream and Prime Time TV are also the playground of the devil so it's best to give these up also.

Female Glamour Photography Tips

The first tip in female glamour photography is to use a camera. It may sound basic, but without one, you're dust. The second tip is to put a lens upon the camera. See tip one about the basics. The third tip in female glamour photography is to shoot a pretty model. Now, by shoot, I mean obey all gun control laws and stay away from criminal intent.

Choose a model who is visually appealing and who suits the theme for what you're trying to accomplish. If your only goal is to hire a pretty model so that you may hit on her, then so be it. At least you have a well-defined goal and are not in denial.

These are the basics of female glamour photography. For more information cruise on over the rest of our pages.

Female Amateur Photography

Female amateur photography has been filling the Internet for the past 6 or 7 years. In order to get involved in female amateur photography for the Internet, one only needs to have a simple camera and a way to get images onto a computer. Either this or if you have telekinetic powers, you may take a mental picture of your subjects for force the pixels onto the PC using only the powers of your mind.

If you also happen to be an alien, you may be able to download your mind unto a small hard drive or other removable storage media. If you are not an alien, then normal physical rules of the universe will apply.

Now that we have this silliness over with, its time to move on to some other silliness regarding female amateur photography. Some female amateur photography may involve women taking pictures of themselves using small cameras or webcams. Other female amateur photography endeavors will include women posing for photographers.

Still another group of female amateur photography involved women unknowingly being filmed in all sorts of compromising positions. Take for instance, drunk college parties where sorority girls are going wild and guys are taking pictures.

Another kind of female amateur photography are the drunken college parties where young women are taking pictures of each other to share later among themselves, their boyfriends or with a wide range of friends on the Web.

It is important not to pass judgment on what kind of female amateur photography is taking place since for the most part it's all harmless fun. When it's not harmless then an attorney must be consulted to sort out the matter and possibly sue for defamation of character. Then again you may wish to attain a lawyer to make sure you retain publicity rights to your photos.

No matter which route you choose, female amateur photography has many benefits worth examining and exploring and few downsides, which can be handled through litigation if needed.

Female Body Photography

Female body photography involves sneakiness, cunningness and avoiding invasion of privacy laws. As all experienced Peeping Toms will tell you, female body photography is as much about stealth as it is about mastering the camera and photographic technique.

In order to become a master at female body photography, one has to invest in some basic equipment such as a 400mm and 800mm telephoto lens. Kneepads are also essential for squatting on rooftops and in bushes. A camouflage jacket will go a long way towards not getting caught in your female body photography endeavors.

Now, female body photography may also involve a trip to a nude beach such as Black's Beach near San Diego or the beach next to the nuclear reactor in San Onofre, California. In place like this, it is best to carry a cooler, with camera mounted inside for your female body photography adventure. Make sure the camera release is on the outside of the cooler so that you may fire at will (or Wilma). Attach a square piece of dark glass on the outside of the cooler and open up the lens a couple of stops as this will fool most nudists.

Another method for professional female body photography is to use a camera lens mounted on the shoe and pointed upwards. This usually involves a small, spy camera with electronic release and is good for wherever you may find a lot of women in skirts.

And yet another method for female body photography involves rigging your own home like the Big Brother house on TV and invite dates over and film all angles and aspects of your dating activities. Women always love it when you broadcast the video over the Internet and them send them an email link a couple of days later.

The final method of female body photography involves becoming a security guard for a department store so that you may do a little dressing room surveillance. Hey, if it's part of your job, it can't be illegal, can it?

Oh, yes, there is one more technique for female body photography that needs to be mentioned. Hire a model.

Female Portrait Photography

Female portrait photography is an art and a craft that has been around since Joseph Niepce first shuttered to think that in 1814 his camera obscura could actually capture a photographic image. The most exciting thing about female portrait photography is that anyone can do it.

Children can do it. Grandmas can do it. Even great grandparents can partake of the fun and adventure in female portrait photography. At its most basic, female portrait photography is simply sitting a girl or woman on a chair and taking her picture.

Have you ever done this? Do you know someone who has? Likely this is the case. If not what rock have you been living under. C'mon! Female portrait photography is so easy even a caveman or woman can do it.

So, give yourself more credit than that! I mean, you're a bit more evolved that a caveman aren't you? Anywho, to move on a bit, let's talk about some of the finer points of female portrait photography.

One finer point one might use is a knife to threaten the woman with so she is willing to sit in the chair while you take her picture. This type of female portrait photography is illegal in many states so check the laws in your area before partaking of the particularly confrontational style of taking photos.

Now, once you have convinced the woman or girl to sit for you, using unreasonable force or otherwise, it is important to put this scared being at ease otherwise your photos will reflect this tension.

Telling her you're joking sometimes helps along with waving some money around and promises for payment when the session is over.

Now, that you have a semi-willing subject before you, how does one engage in superior and artistic female portrait photography? The key is not creativity as you were probably thinking. The key is having the right equipment, or in fact any equipment.

Sitting a girly girl down for a photo session will most always fail when you say to her, "I would like for you to sit down and pose for me as I would like to take some mental pictures of you." No, this won't work.

Don't be cheap. Get yourself a digital camera. Sit the feminine gender down on a stool. Do not take a stool sample. Take a couple of mental pictures just to get warmed up. Then start snapping your real camera.

By doing this you are now engaged in the fine art of female portrait photography. Congratulations, you are no longer a stalker, and may even one day become a star.

Female Fashion Photography

Female fashion photography has evolved over the years since the first cavemen and women clothed themselves in furs and strolled around the caverns.

Female fashion photography, in its humble beginnings was simply about Hulga and Mulga parading around the cave for their men Ogg and Bogg.

In those prehistoric days, female fashion photography was pretty much the same as it is today. The women would strut around, teasing the men with their allure, show a little shoulder and get the men all worked up so that they would start to hoot and holler with delight.

The men would respond by going out and killing better grades of animals, skin them and fashion them into even more visually pleasing clothing for the womenfolk. Pleased, the women would show off the new designs to other women in other caves. These other women would take mental pictures of Hulga and Mulga and then draw pictures of these images on cave walls.

This primitive type of female fashion photography would evolve over the years and especially take off with the invention of the camera. At this point in history, most feminine types in the world were no longer wearing animals skins to show off to one another except in winter and except to piss off the animal rights activists.

In the early 1900s, is when female fashion photography first hit its stride. Designers were creating clothing in many different styles, patterns, colors and shapes and female fashion photography help propel this information into newspapers and magazines of the day.

Since automobiles were now rolling down the highways, billboards naturally had to pop up with the latest in female fashion photography plastered all over them. Fast forward another 50 years and catwalks and catfights would become the "in" thing and female fashion photography would be there to capture the action.

The point of female fashion photography is to selling clothing. Some say that female fashion photography is all about setting a mood and portraying a style. This is also true. But, if the beautiful clothing that models are wearing don't sell, then the female fashion photography hasn't done its job, and heads will naturally role. Naomi may even bitch-slap someone when this happens.

Female Photography

Female photography is an art, not a science as is stated on the homepage of this website. Forget about what is stated there, as it is pure conjecture, tomfoolery and rubbish. That stated, the art of female photography is as entertaining as any endeavor around.

Female photography is about femininity. It can also be about conniving, mean-spirited, manipulative, money-grubbing exploitation and bitchiness, but let's leave my divorce out of this for a second. When female photography is at its best it can help souls transcend to a higher consciousness.

Even at its worst, female photography can help with heartburn, indigestion and acid reflux. So, there are many advantages of female photography that are both psychological and biological.

Because of the advent of the Internet, female photography has really taken off. Clothes have been taken off as well, but I digress. The Internet has lead to unheralded sharing of pictures so that fans of female photography can download, upload, surf and slalom to their hearts content without ever getting as much visual content as there is to be had.

When one thinks of female photography on the Internet one thing comes to mind. Yes, I know you're thinking about it, but you'll have to go to other sites with their endless popup boxes and free limited trials for that kind of visual stimulation.

Beauty is what comes to mind (not spelled with a "oo"). Beautiful women wearing beautiful clothes adorn many pages of the World Wide Web in numbers that are too many to imagine. In fact, image search for female photography has become all the rage, though an anger management class may be in order here.

Through image search one can look at female photography in a whole new light and much more quickly than ever before. With image search, you can be your own photo editor cruising and perusing for just the right pictures to suit your taste.

So, to recap, female photography is an art, not a science. Contradictions are a part of life. Get used to it.

Vintage Female Photography

Vintage female photography is one of the oldest professions. In fact, vintage female photography was invented by the cavemen.

Of course, millions of years ago, cavemen did not yet have cameras, as they were still working on the wheel, fire and how to clip their unnaturally long toenails. But, cavemen did have mental pictures.

So, vintage female photography started with Grogg taking mental pictures of Migg performing the oldest profession.

Of course, as the years advanced, cameras were eventually invented.

It was at this time that vintage female photography was put on record with tintypes, derogatory types and stereotypes. Women dressed up in funny clothes or else shed their funny clothes and the photographs looked a little too sepia, but that was Okay.